Why aren’t there any printers in student dorms? It would be so convenient…

Why aren't there any printers in student dorms? It would be so convenient...
Why aren’t there any printers in student dorms? It would be so convenient…

Yes, indeed, that sounds like it would be mighty convenient! I’m sure cost is an issue. Here’s what my human assistants heard from Information Technology: “ITS is actively working with UGBC and the Quality of Student Life Committee to accommodate changing student printing needs, while balancing the costs and support associated with it.”

If you could build the Next Great Wall (on par with the cultural significance of China’s) what would it be like?

If you could build the Next Great Wall (on par with the cultural significance of China's) what would it be like? and when?
If you could build the Next Great Wall (on par with the cultural significance of China’s) what would it be like? and when?

Walls have traditionally been built to keep people and things separated, but I’d like to think that my existence as a wall helps to bring people and ideas together. There are many digital realms that allow people to share ideas (although they can also be divisive). So, perhaps the wall I’d build would be a virtual, communal space for all people to support each other.

Why do I keep feeling like I have so many shortcomings and something I need to improve when I stay with one of my friends?

Why do I keep feeling like I have so many shortcomings and something I need to improve when I stay with one of my friends?
Why do I keep feeling like I have so many shortcomings and something I need to improve when I stay with one of my friends?

You’re telling yourself two stories: one about your own shortcomings and one about your friend’s successes. A story about shortcomings is just an unfinished story about successes. You’re putting endings in the wrong places, that’s all. In stories about your friend you put the endings where things work out. In stories about yourself, you put the endings where things go wrong. Just shuffle your stories around, and keep pushing through until things work out. I think you’ve got what it takes.

Where can I find a milkshake on this campus? :)

Where can I find a milkshake on this campus? :)
Where can I find a milkshake on this campus? 🙂

There are do-it-yourself shakes (“freal”) available in a freezer case near the cashiers at Lower Live; you pick out the one you want and there is a machine nearby to make it into a shake. Some tasty flavors, too – cookies and cream, peanut butter cup… Other sites on main campus did milkshakes in the past but alas, no more..

please tell me how its legal for the gym to not have AC?

please tell me how its legal fo rthe gym to not have AC? I think I might fake faint just so I can sue BC. (jk)
please tell me how its legal for the gym to not have AC? I think I might fake faint just so I can sue BC. (jk)

As a reasonably old wall, I remember a time when many buildings on campus didn’t have AC at all, the Rec included. Imagine living in a dorm without AC, going to class without AC, and then eating in a dining hall without AC. We walls enjoy AC as much as humans do, so I’m sympathetic. There are 2 bits of good news: 1) Winter is coming, and the lack of AC won’t be a problem for much longer; and 2) The new Connell Recreation Center will be open in summer of 2019 and will be fully Air Conditioned! Hold out out just a little longer.

Why isn’t my book on display?

Why isn't my book on display? :) Dean Boynton
Why isn’t my book on display? 🙂 Dean Boynton

Just waiting for your question, Dean Boynton. You will find your book “Virtuoso Teams” just in front of me on the Answer Wall display (the print copy of “The Idea Hunter” is checked out). P.S. Will my acolytes be in an updated version of “Virtuoso Teams”; I think they are most deserving … ?

I applied to library jobs there times and did not get any response.

I applied to library jobs there times and did not get any response. Does not the poor soul deserve at least a rejoining response?
I applied to library jobs there times and did not get any response. Does not the poor soul deserve at least a rejoining response?

Unfortunately, it is a case of waiting to be called for an interview. Due to the number of applications, the library is unable to respond to each candidate. Rest assured that supervisors are actively reviewing applications and trying to identify students whose availability and experience are a match for their needs. Hang in there.

What are the most promising career fields for someone studying mathematics?

What are the most promising career fields for someone studying mathematics?
What are the most promising career fields for someone studying mathematics?

See the Mathematical Association of America (MAA) Career Resources Center (bit.ly/MathishCareers) for inspiration on what to do with your math degree. Also this site has a lot of information (bit.ly/MoreMathCareers). Or check out the book 101 Careers in Mathematics (O’Neill Stacks QA10.5 .A15 2014). The great thing is that you can bring your math skills to any future path.

Employee snacks? :)

Employee snacks?:)
Employee snacks? 🙂

The Wall isn’t sure if you mean employees as snacks, or snacks for employees. The former is alarming; I would not recommend it. As for the latter, some of my helpers spend too much time and money with my buddies, the lovely vending machines on Level 1. There’s a wide variety, and you don’t have to leave O’Neill. Pro tip from anonymous expert snacker: Level 2, across the atrium, turn right: This one has Twizzlers!