How can I apply for your job (answer wall)

How can I apply for your job (answer wall)
How can I apply for your job (answer wall)

Well, first you have to learn how to transform into a pile of cinder blocks and some mortar. Then you have to listen and learn from everyone that walks by you for about 34 years. And then, if you work really hard, you can begin to communicate with humans via post-it.