O’Neill Library

Hi, I’m the Answer Wall! I’ve been perched in the O’Neill Library lobby at Boston College since February 2017, except for a year in 2020 when I went fully online. Ask me a question by posting a post-it on me in O’Neill Library. I’ll answer within a day on weekdays. I snooze on the weekends, because answering questions is hard work!

Why is my partner so pretty?

Why is my partner so pretty?
Why is my partner so pretty?

Beauty is, as they say, in the eyes of the beholder and it is also more than skin deep. Perhaps some of the qualities that make you enjoy your girlfriend’s company – personality, sense of humor, the conversations you can have – are all part of the special sauce that makes her pretty.

Who’s gonna be the next Pope, wall? Obviously we can’t know, but who’s likely?

Who's gonna be the next Pope, wall? Obviously we can't know, but who's likely?
Who’s gonna be the next Pope, wall? Obviously we can’t know, but who’s likely?

I can’t make predictions but my Italian relatives inside the Sistine Chapel might be able to answer (though they go silent during Papal elections). If you are interested in the history of how Popes are chosen, I recommend the book The conclave: a sometimes secret and occasionally bloody history of papal elections (https://bit.ly/bcl-the-conclave) in our library catalog. Major news sources like the New York Times and Wall Street Journal have good coverage of the Vatican, and there are also solid Catholic publications like America (the Jesuit Review) and the National Catholic Reporter to watch for developments.

Who is winning NBA Playoffs? (It’s the Knicks fs)

Who is winning NBA Playoffs? (It's the Knicks fs)
Who is winning NBA Playoffs? (It’s the Knicks fs)

My cousin the magic 8-ball is better at prognosticating. All I can offer is a good source: bit.ly/bleacher-nba-2025. The Knicks will know tonight whether they face Boston or Orlando if they knock out Detroit. Question: would you prefer the Knicks face potential injuries with the dirty play of lower-ranked Orlando, or lose to the clean play of higher-ranked Boston?a

My roommate is engaged with a girl who doesn’t respect him and he keeps going back because idk he’s stupid?? What do I do to him?

My roommate is engaged with a girl who doesn't respect him and he keeps going back because idk he's stupid?? What do I do to him?
My roommate is engaged with a girl who doesn’t respect him and he keeps going back because idk he’s stupid?? What do I do to him?

The thing with friends is they’re your friends even when they’re being dumb, or when you disagree with them. Be there for them. It’s OK to comment once or twice when their partner does something disrespectful. But your friend’s only going to change their mind about the relationship when they decide they want to.

What if I want to cut off my current roommate?

What if I want to cut off my current roommate? She's always so rude :( [response: be gracious always it makes YOU BETTER :)]
What if I want to cut off my current roommate? She’s always so rude 🙁 [response: be gracious always it makes YOU BETTER :)]

Though I agree to a point with the reply, one also needs to set boundaries. If you can ride out the last few weeks, you can find a better situation for next year. Meanwhile, if you’re willing to go there & think it might have an effect, maybe a conversation with your roommate about hurtful comments would chasten her.

How do I reduce every problem in the world to a Turing Machine?

How do I reduce every problem in the world to a Turing Machine? Deterministic or nondet.
How do I reduce every problem in the world to a Turing Machine? Deterministic or nondet.

At the very least you’d run into problems with the computability of real numbers.

Student Answer: If you're curious to know the answer to these types of questions, I reccomend taking computational complexity theory (CS elective). *Not every problem is decidable, those solvable by a TM or a TM are inP, NP!
Student Answer: If you’re curious to know the answer to these types of questions, I reccomend taking computational complexity theory (CS elective). *Not every problem is decidable, those solvable by a TM or a TM are inP, NP!

Taking a class is a great idea if you want to learn more about something. I also agree that machines can’t solve every problem (yet).

How to best remember Boston College?

How to best remember Boston College?
How to best remember Boston College?

If you are a graduating, it might be helpful to remember how Boston College personally impacted you: maybe it was a friend, a club, a professor, or an event; it can be anything that has shaped the person you’ve become and what you are going out into the world to do.

What is the best 1980’s show to watch?

What is the best 1980's show to watch on a rainy day in April while eating ice cream?
What is the best 1980’s show to watch on a rainy day in April while eating ice cream?

One of my Gen X helpers got so excited about this question that they offered more than one to binge–check out: The Golden Girls, Murder She Wrote, Cheers, The Wonder Years, Silver Spoons, Moonlighting, Night Court, A Different World, Growing Pains, Murphy Brown, and St. Elsewhere. Happy Nesting!

How do I get up to Gasson Bell Tower? (it’s my dream)

How do I get up to Gasson Bell Tower? (it's my dream)
How do I get up to Gasson Bell Tower? (it’s my dream)

This dream seems to be shared by many! Here’s the answer I gave a few months ago: My cousin the bell tower, in spite of their frequent ringing, has been mute on the subject of access since Gasson Hall’s renovation in 2007 when it was silenced temporarily. Since they aren’t talking, I’ve had my assistants poke around a little. There’s a clue in this Boston College Magazine alumni-submitted story: bit.ly/bells-clue, but as the story predates the renovation, there might not be a door ajar, and you’d probably still have to watch out for the laser-activated alarm. I recommend getting a campus job with facilities. Those folks know everything. But you’ll have to earn their trust before they share.