How do you get the little font on the sticky notes just like you do?

How do you get the little font on the sticky notes just like you do? Like what do you use to print the font out? It's so cute. You're so cute. Why are you so cute? (smiling dog face)
How do you get the little font on the sticky notes just like you do? Like what do you use to print the font out? It’s so cute. You’re so cute. Why are you so cute? (smiling dog face)

I’m sure you’ve heard that thing before about the probability of a thousand monkeys with typewriters eventually producing all the works of Shakespeare? Well, it’s not like that. This library employs librarians, not monkeys. Librarians might not be as fun as monkeys, but they do know how to find answers, such as how to use a Word template to print onto post-its affixed to pieces of paper, and which font (courier) most closely resembles typewriter font. I’m cute? Gosh. Now I’m blushing.

Why is laundry so darn expensive?

Why is laundry so darn expensive? The machines are quite small as well. Who can I talk to to change this.
Why is laundry so darn expensive? The machines are quite small as well. Who can I talk to to change this.

I sympathize with the human necessity of clothing and its care. Residential Life, who oversees the laundry machines in campus housing says $1.75 per wash or dry ($3.50/load) is comparable to most college laundry machine costs, and less expensive than most local laundromats. The machines are not industrial-sized, but they are normal-household-machine-sized. If you would like to advocate for different machines or laundry services, contact the Quality of Student Life Committee:  bit.ly/BC-QSLC.

They took hersheys with almonds out of the Stokes S vending machines and my quality of life has significantly decreased. how can I make them put them back?

They took hersheys with almonds out of the Stokes S vending machines and my quality of life has significantly decreased. how can I make them put them back?
They took hersheys with almonds out of the Stokes S vending machines and my quality of life has significantly decreased. how can I make them put them back?

So sad! Feedback to the vending company (service@abvendingco.com) is probably your best line of action. Also, the Campus Bookstore in McElroy, just steps away from Stokes S, does carry your favorite treat (during far more limited hours – maybe get one now!)

Why does BC only have one-ply toilet paper?

Why does BC only have one-ply toilet paper? Where does our tuition go? Also toilet seat covers?
Why does BC only have one-ply toilet paper? Where does our tuition go? Also toilet seat covers?

I hope you’re not suggesting that your tuition should go down the toilet. Facilities Management says they have received a few other complaints as well, and are meeting with the vendor to look at better options. Your tuition covers about 62% of the overall BC budget and 70% of it goes to instruction, student aid, and academic/research support. As for seat covers, they don’t protect against germs, and toilet seats generally have fewer germs than the door handle. If you are concerned about germs, the best defense is to wash your hands well and keep your hands away from your mouth and eyes.

My girlfriend keeps complaining how awful her life is and how terrible her body shapes are. What can I do?

My girlfriend keeps complaining how awful her life is and how terrible her body shapes are. What can I do?
My girlfriend keeps complaining how awful her life is and how terrible her body shapes are. What can I do?

Sounds like she might be going through some self-doubt. Some of the ways you can support her through this are by reinforcing a positive body image and asking her about the things she loves in life. If she seems unresponsive, you can always contact BC’s counseling services for help (or encourage her to contact them): 617-552-3310. It’s free. Good luck, friend! The Wall is here for you.

When are the libraries on campus going to stop discriminating against surface owners and offer us chargers to rent out!!!

When are the libraries on campus going to stop discriminating against surface owners and offer us chargers to rent out!!!
When are the libraries on campus going to stop discriminating against surface owners and offer us chargers to rent out!!!
^agreed
^agreed

Thanks for the feedback! O’Neill does provide chargers for the following brands: Apple, Dell, HP, Lenovo, Samsung, Sony, Asus and Acer. An order for Surface chargers has been placed and these should be available for loan shortly.

Great Success! :) (in response to answer about the library loaning Surface power-chargers)
Great Success! 🙂

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STOP OVER-ADMITTING STUDENTS!!

STOP OVER-ADMITTING STUDENTS!!
STOP OVER-ADMITTING STUDENTS!!

Here is the response from Admissions:  Enrollment management is a complex endeavor.  BC’s predictive enrollment models are highly effective in using historical yield patterns to forecast future enrollments.  As effective as these models typically are, historical data do not always perfectly forecast future decisions that admitted students will make. For example, the admission offers extended to the sophomore Class 2021 resulted in a larger number of students accepting our invitations than our models predicted.  Enrollment Management quickly accounted for this change by updating the enrollment models for the Class of 2022 – and then enrolled the current freshman class almost exactly as the models forecast. What can we say?  BC is a popular destination.

Is Beauty a viable route to the Truth?

Is Beauty a viable route to the Truth?
Is Beauty a viable route to the Truth?

It all depends on your definition of “beauty” and “truth”, and also on where you apply the formula. John Keats’ famous declaration “Beauty is truth, thruth beauty” works perfectly well in the realm of poetry. I am not sure it would work flawlessly in areas such as Politics, Social Sciences, Mathematics or Religion.

Why is it always so cold in here???

Why is it always so cold in here???
Why is it always so cold in here???

Books prefer cool temperatures and low humidity–it helps them live long lives and avoid problems like mold. There are way more of them than humans here, so that’s why. All the librarians have sweaters and such in their offices, so it’s not just you.

Why is our dining hall food always so oily?

Why is our dining hall food always so oily? Is it possible for us to get some new options?
Why is our dining hall food always so oily? Is it possible for us to get some new options?

BC Dining loves to get feedback – I’d contact them at bit.ly/BCDiningComment My helper tells me there are good low/no fat options available at the salad bar in Lower. I hope you’re able to find food that meets your needs!

Why are the lines @ Lower so long?

Why are the lines @ Lower so long?
Why are the lines @ Lower so long?

Dining Services responds: “The lines have been longer than we have experienced in the past so we are working on some menu changes to increase the speed of service.  The first few days of classes at dinner were particularly challenging but we have noticed some improvement.  We will be offering Mobile Ordering at Addie’s Loft soon so that will help students in a hurry since they can order in advance and then just pick up without waiting in line.  We plan to have this up and running soon.”

I also applied to the lib job and haven’t heard back. Just want to make sure that they’re still reviewing applications & I still have hope, or I don’t…

I also applied to the lib job and haven't heard back. Just want to make sure that they're still reviewing applications & I still have hope, or I don't...
I also applied to the lib job and haven’t heard back. Just want to make sure that they’re still reviewing applications & I still have hope, or I don’t…

The wall is reliably informed that supervisors are continuing to review applications. Keep the faith, and check your email daily in case you are invited to an interview.

Is there any meaning in my life that won’t be destroyed by my death?

Is there any meaning my life that won't be destroyed by my death?
Is there any meaning in my life that won’t be destroyed by my death?

Absolutely. Every day your actions affect others, and every day is an opportunity to make your interactions with others have meaning. Maybe I’ve been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack – available at Course Reserves, O’Neill 3rd Floor – too much (is that even possible?), but if you are interested in your legacy, it makes good food for thought.

Can employees get snacks?

Can employees get snacks?
Can employees get snacks?

Employees enjoy bringing snacks from home, buying them in the vending machines on O’Neill level 1, going for a short walk on campus to Hillside, Stokes Chocolate Bar, Lyons, McElroy, or Lower, or strolling down to the eateries near the BC T stop. Some have even been found grazing as far afield as Cleveland Circle or Newton Centre.

Why aren’t there any printers in student dorms? It would be so convenient…

Why aren't there any printers in student dorms? It would be so convenient...
Why aren’t there any printers in student dorms? It would be so convenient…

Yes, indeed, that sounds like it would be mighty convenient! I’m sure cost is an issue. Here’s what my human assistants heard from Information Technology: “ITS is actively working with UGBC and the Quality of Student Life Committee to accommodate changing student printing needs, while balancing the costs and support associated with it.”