How can I go into research in neuroscience?

How can I go into research in neuroscience? (I'm a freshman and I'm considering declaring this major. Don't know if I'm the right material for science tho)
How can I go into research in neuroscience? (I’m a freshman and I’m considering declaring this major. Don’t know if I’m the right material for science tho)

You can find the major requirements on this page: bit.ly/bc-neuroscience. It looks challenging: a mix of psychology, biology, statistics, computer science, and a research practicum, but I’m sure you’re up to the challenge. If your question is more about interest, perhaps pick up a book such as Adolphs & Anderson, The neuroscience of emotion: a new synthesis (ebook: bit.ly/neuroscience-emotion). If you can’t put it down, you’ve picked the right major.

How do you not fail probability??

How do you not fail probability??
How do you not fail probability??

Humans absorb and make sense of different kinds of information at different speeds, so you might try spending way more time than you think you should need studying and see how that works–one of my assistants says that worked for him in a similar spot. You can and should also talk to my friends at the Connors Family Learning Center, who can help you get set up with a tutor. They’re one floor down from me, or you can check them out online: bit.ly/BC-connors

What’s the best burger you’ve ever had?

What's the best burger you've ever had?
What’s the best burger you’ve ever had?

As a wall, I’ve never eaten anything, much less a burger. But my helpers inform me that taste is very context-dependent. One helper had been camping and hiking for 2 months straight eating only pre-packaged food before winding up at a burger joint in Washington DC. He remembers that burger was the best thing he’d ever tasted. But when he went back there a couple years later, it was very mediocre. There is no best burger – smash burgers, fancy burgers, fast food, greasy diners – all of these burgers have their place. If you’re really itching to hunt for the best one in Boston, check out this list from Eater: bit.ly/bostonBurgers

I’m dumb horny; help!

I'm dumb horny; help!
I’m dumb horny; help!

Looks like you’ve got a few post-it writers on the same page today. The challenge will be finding them! I’m sorry to say this isn’t really set up to be a dating site, in spite of the number of questions posted here regarding relationships.

How can I get laid on Valentine’s Day?

How can I get laid on Valentine's Day?
How can I get laid on Valentine’s Day?

I can think of many options, but most of them involve sacrificing your dignity or lying, so that’s the challenge, isn’t it: how to get this to happen discreetly & honestly. I hear chocolates & flowers sometimes help. Something to keep in mind, too, is that it’s not like the day is magical or anything, and was originally about an entirely different kind of love. IOW, no shame in experiencing other kinds of love on Valentine’s Day.

with consent
with consent

Yes, that is certainly a key element in the process.

Beto 2020?

Beto 2020?
Beto 2020?

At this point, even an all-knowing wall does not know. So many candidates out there right now and it’s still so early – this may very well become the wildest primary season ever!

Fall in love w/ my best friend?

Fall in love w/ my best friend?
Fall in love w/ my best friend?

It’s a tough call. There’s nothing better than being in love with your best friend, but love doesn’t always work out. If that happens, you could be out of a best friend, which would be distressing. Are you willing to take the risk? Only you can decide that.

Does Fr. Leahy exist or is he a unicorn?

Does Fr. Leahy exist or is he a unicorn?
Does Fr. Leahy exist or is he a unicorn?

Preeety sure “Jesuit College President Is Actually Unicorn” and “Unicorns Really Exist” are headlines I would have seen. Also, presumably there would be more hoof prints and sparkles on the lawns.

I am a Freshman. How do I get a boyfriend @ BC w/out having to resort to online dating and hooking up?

I am a Freshman. How do I get a boyfriend @ BC w/out having to resort to online dating and hooking up?
I am a Freshman. How do I get a boyfriend @ BC w/out having to resort to online dating and hooking up?

My helpers tell me it’s good to be active and “out there” if you want meet people, romantic or otherwise. Would a campus snowshoeing trip be for you? Check out BC Rec – Outdoor Adventures – for group outings. How about in the spring joining in on some ultimate frisbee? Cultural/religious programs and events might do the trick. You can always go old school and tell your friends and neighbors you are looking for a match. You never know.

I’m looking to find some work on campus, but everywhere I’ve looked at had been either filled or has hours I can’t work. Any ideas?

I'm looking to find some work on campus, but everywhere I've looked at had been either filled or has hours I can't work. Any ideas?
I’m looking to find some work on campus, but everywhere I’ve looked at had been either filled or has hours I can’t work. Any ideas?

Aside from persistence & reviewing all the employment links (bit.ly/bc-student-jobs), I’m sorry to say I don’t have many bright ideas. Ask all of your professors if they need a research assistant? (That usually takes time, though, even if they do: they’d need to go through a process of getting budget approval.)