Why doesn’t [redacted] love me?

Why doesn't [redacted] love me?
Why doesn’t [redacted] love me?

Alas, unrequited love is a story for the ages. There are many reasons for a person not to love you, most of which don’t have anything to do with you at all. You will find someone that loves you for you. In the meantime, I recommend focusing on other people and hobbies. In time, your feelings for this person will fade and be replaced by feelings for someone else that is a better fit.

Why is the Wi-Fi at McGuinn so slow :(

Why is the Wi-Fi at McGuinn so slow :( Drawing of a turtle with question in speech bubble.)
Why is the Wi-Fi at McGuinn so slow 🙁 Drawing of a turtle with question in speech bubble.)

Hmmmm…could be any number of reasons. Did it used to be normal for you? Did you accept the new wifi certificate that was introduced on Nov. 11? Try “forgetting” the EduRoam network and reconnecting. If it’s still going slow, you can call the Technology help center at 617-552-HELP (4357).

Why can’t BC students stay on campus over winter break?

Why can't BC students stay on campus over winter break? BC feels like a true home! Is there any place to hide on campus? Do they keep the heat on in the major buildings? Maybe Gasson or O'Neill?
Why can’t BC students stay on campus over winter break? BC feels like a true home! Is there any place to hide on campus? Do they keep the heat on in the major buildings? Maybe Gasson or O’Neill?

I’m glad you’ve found a home here! But sadly, it’s not a place to stay during break because there’s no residential staff. You’re probably familiar with the lines from a famous Christmas poem: “not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.” It will certainly be true of O’Neill at night during the winter break, when O’Neill will be open 9-5 Mon-Sat, 11-7 Sun, and fully closed on Christmas Day (Dec 25) and New Year’s Day. But no overnight sojourns, I’m sorry to say.

How does one become an NFL General Manager?

The Philadelphia Eagles torture me consistently on a weekly basis with their incompetence. I think it's time for me to step in. (How does one become an NFL General Manager?)
The Philadelphia Eagles torture me consistently on a weekly basis with their incompetence. I think it’s time for me to step in. (How does one become an NFL General Manager?)

I applaud your enthusiasm to help those in need. The job track to pro sport General Manager seems to follow two paths- former players and former coaches. So first, you should become one of those. Organizational consulting firm Korn Ferry has an interesting article on how GMs are developed. Check it out at: www.kornferry.com/institute/great-gms-are-made-not-born

Don't do that. Become a doctor and fix Desean Jackson. (Response to: How do I become an NFL GM?)
Don’t do that. Become a doctor and fix Desean Jackson.
Not possible, doctor harder to do. Wall, My question still stands.
Not possible, doctor harder to do. Wall, My question still stands.

Do you have a good Banana Bread Recipe?

Do you have a good Banana Bread Recipe?
Do you have a good Banana Bread Recipe?

While I don’t eat or cook, I have found some interesting recipes for banana bread throughout the TX341-840 range on Level 3. The Kitchen Survival Guide (TX651 .B72 1992) has a simple but delicious-looking recipe on p. 182. For something (far) more unusual, how about the Banana and Alaria Loaf on p. 203 in Prannie Rhatigan’s Irish Seaweed Kitchen (TX402 .R437 2009? It features rum, sultanas, and alaria!

What are your Winter break plans?

What are your Winter break plans?
What are your Winter break plans?

As usual, I plan to hang around! I’m expecting a little downtime while most of my friends here are away visiting family or going on adventures. But I have access to a few million books, so no worries, I won’t be bored.

Why do my feet smell?

Why do my feet smell?
Why do my feet smell?
'cuz your feet wack
‘cuz your feet wack

It could be a variety of reasons (your socks, the material in your shoes (no plastic!), or not rotating your shoes frequently enough).  Try using a tea tree oil body wash on your feet.  I’ve heard it can do wonders.

Are yeezys a good look? Too hype beast?

Are veezys a good look? too hype beast?
Are yeezys a good look? Too hype beast?

Do you like to wear/can afford Supreme clothing? Then Yeezys are for you. But there’s no denying that they’re basically the pinnacle of hype beast culture, which means they’ll be relevant for 12(?) months at most. In Boston, if you bought Yeezys now, you wouldn’t even be able to wear them until May. I’m not sure when the next iteration of Yeezys will drop, but you might be already behind the curve by that point. If you’re into streetwear, there are better options out there that have more staying power. Depending on your sub-culture, check out Allbirds (casual), Converse chucks high/low tops (casual), Jordans (sneakerhead), Vans (skater), etc.

Did Jeffery Epstein kill himself?

Did Jeffery Epstein kill himself?
Did Jeffery Epstein kill himself?

The Wall has a healthy dose of skepticism about that. Always keep in mind that all you need for a conspiracy theory is a way to link disparate facts (or sometimes convincing fictions) and a narrative that adds agency. Most conspiracy theories are random facts glued together with motivated reasoning. Many people have a stake in perceiving Epstein’s death as homicide, and most of the reported facts of the case don’t support that claim. bit.ly/AP-epstein-conspiracy

How do I divorce my direct roommate?

How do I divorce my direct roommate?
How do I divorce my direct roommate?

Sorry it’s not working! “Students with roommate concerns should first speak with their Resident Assistant, who will work with them to mediate roommate conflicts. If the mediation process is not successful, students should then speak with their Resident Director, who will evaluate the situation to determine if a room change is necessary and, if so, assist students with that process.” bit.ly/BCHousingProb

FALA PAREDE, ESTOU COM PROBLEMAS PARA SOCIALIZAR COM AMERICANOS. O QUE DEVO FAZER?

FALA PAREDE, ESTOU COM PROBLEMAS PARA SOCIALIZAR COM AMERICANOS. O QUE DEVO FAZER? OBRIGADO.
FALA PAREDE, ESTOU COM PROBLEMAS PARA SOCIALIZAR COM AMERICANOS. O QUE DEVO FAZER? OBRIGADO.

It’s possible it’s a cultural or style issue. Spend a while observing how Americans initiate conversations, and note especially what stands out to you as unfamiliar or strange. Try one or two of those behaviors & see what happens. You could even do it jokingly: hey, I’m going to pretend I’m American, tell me what you think. It could also be a question of shared interests and knowledge. You could watch a film or TV show or sporting event that many people have seen and start by talking about that.