How do I get my girlfriend pregnant even though “she’s against it?”

How do I get my girlfriend pregnant even though "she's against it?"
How do I get my girlfriend pregnant even though “she’s against it?”

Don’t.

srsly weirdo. OP doesn't deserve a relationship.
srsly weirdo. OP doesn’t deserve a relationship.

Maybe the OP qualifies as that strange online activity I’ve heard about called “trolling”: IOW, provocation for fun.