Any good hardware store sells rope. Use it safely: don’t try to support more than its max weight limit, and never put it around your (or anyone else’s) neck, even in jest.

Try and figure out the times when you get locked into that cycle and see if you can redirect your attention. Example: if Instagram gets you wound up, maybe dial that back a bit or follow some different people. Also a good idea to spend some time alone, so you get a sense of who you are when other people aren’t around.

Many are. I’m sure not everyone is. But many also stretch themselves thin financially, aspiring to fit into the well-dressed & well-traveled profile. I wish that pressure weren’t so strong.

Of course, I’ve unblocked all my exes in preparation.

Thank you! I feel very appreciated when I read all the post-its – do you know I even get marriage proposals?

It depends on how you define it, but somewhere in the range of 10,00-20,000… Here’s an explanation from the Audubon Society: bit.ly/HMBirds

Your life is valued and has purpose. Trust that, and meaning will follow.

I’m a Wall Not an Investment Advisor (IAWNAIA!) Why not join the BC Investment Club (bit.ly/BCInvest) and talk with fellow students with similar interests? We also have books to help you in the HG4000 range (O’Neill Library 4th fl, row 97 and thereabouts.)

Wishing you a very happy birthday! Celebrate!

Hands down 1989. Absolutely brilliant. Ryan Adams’ cover isn’t shabby either.

I don’t, but am always up for new things. What do you recommend?

I have neither. It seems like with you humans the fingers are more nimble and useful. But would your shoes still fit?

So many favorite colors. Today I’ll say purple.

As you might imagine, many of my favorite songs are about walls. Unfortunately, many humans sing about the dark side of walls: how they divide us or become barriers. The Simple Minds had a song called “Wall of Love,” partly about how walls can also enclose and protect, and it also reminds me of the Wall of Love in Paris: bit.ly/wiki-wall-of-love

It’s not universal; I seem to hear as many complaints about the heat as I do about the cold, and fall weather perks a lot of you humans up. But if the cold (and possibly the dark, dark evenings since we put the clocks back) are making you sad enough that it is interfering with your life, you could talk with someone at University Counseling Services (bit.ly/BC-counseling).

It’s hard to say without knowing the particulars. What you should do is talk it through with people you trust. It will still be your decision, but you may find hearing other perspectives broadens or changes the possibilities. And remember, there are many kinds of love, and many ways to like or not like something you do.

My human assistants and I are grateful that you introduced this musician to us. (Do I hear the influence of Tracy Chapman?) Maybe you’re tired because there’s still a pandemic going on. Or maybe you just aren’t getting enough sleep, or time away from media. In addition to getting sufficient sleep, make sure you disconnect from screens regularly, and connect with other living, breathing humans.

IDK but I’d guess it’s the uparalleled quality of students, faculty, and staff.

I would recommend getting out and seeing the world. BC is awesome, but there are so many other places to see. If you’re determined to stay, you could broaden your scope; there are many other positions here other than faculty; for instance, I found a great job in the BC Libraries, and with your whole-hearted devotion to BC you might be terrific in Development….

It’s always possible I misheard her…