What is her surname?

[redacted] is a senior and works at [redacted]. What is her surname?
[redacted] is a senior and works at [redacted]. What is her surname?

I’m sorry, but I never divulge names or personal information, and when you do, I have my assistants black it out. That’s one of my few rules. Look above my dry-erase board at the sign.

Thoughts on BC Marriage Pact?

Thoughts on BC Marriage Pact?
Thoughts on BC Marriage Pact?

I haven’t experienced it myself, but it sounds like Herrd is full of lonely laments post Valentine’s day. Call me old-fashioned, but I’m not sure algorithms are the best way to find a life partner. Tried and true: friends of friends.

How do I get a lahna baddie?

How do I get a lahna baddie?
How do I get a lahna baddie?
be yourself and rich
be yourself and rich

Just be yourself and have patience. If love is meant to work out, it will! As singer Doris Day said, “Que Sera Sera” (Whatever will be, will be).

Looks like other friends got to this first and said the same thing: being yourself is always a wonderful starting place.

How do I find Islam?

How do I find Islam?
How do I find Islam?

If you’re a BC student you might start by reaching out to the Muslim Student Association. The Yusuf Mosque in Brighton might also be a good place to reach out to for advice. And because I’m a library Wall I can also recommend something to read. Maybe try this introduction to Islam for a little context and history: bit.ly/bcl-intro-islam

Can you recommend a tragic love story? Not basic!

Can you recommend a tragic love story? Not basic!
Can you recommend a tragic love story? Not basic!

If you’re looking for a book, I’d recommend Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield. It’s a visceral depiction of how sometimes it doesn’t matter how much you love someone, sometimes you’ll still lose them. If you want something to watch, I’d say The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix. It’s a ghost story, but it’s also a story about love and sacrifice.

Finish the poem: Man is born, Man lives, and Man dies.

Finish the poem: Man is born, Man lives, and Man dies. ______________
Finish the poem: Man is born, Man lives, and Man dies. ______________

“Vanity of vanities,” says the Preacher, “All is vanity.” (Ecclesiastes 12:8) On that note, the voice in the Cake tune is from a 1950’s recording of Christian comedian Don Lonie. The tune itself is a remake of Belgian Latin band Chakachas’ “Stories.” In case you were wondering.