Fish today!

[drawing of a Fish] Fish today! =)
Fish today! =)

What a friendly looking fish! This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The Fish!

How to break up with a girl without hurting her?

How to break up with a girl without hurting her?
How to break up with a girl without hurting her?

I know you don’t want to hurt her, but pain is an inevitable part of breakups for both parties. Instead of seeking the impossible (no pain), acknowledge the pain and talk through it. You’ll both need time to process; be ready for a wide range of emotional responses both from yourself and from her. Keep statements focused on “I,” (I’m feeling ____ right now.) Be strong.

Don’t like school closing for winter break

Don't like school closing for winter break, don't want to end up in the hospital, don't want to stay w/ friends (feel weird bothering their family), don't want to go home either! What are better options?
Don’t like school closing for winter break, don’t want to end up in the hospital, don’t want to stay w/ friends (feel weird bothering their family), don’t want to go home either! What are better options?

I’m sorry you’re left with so few viable options. Perhaps travel? Pick a few locations you’d like to see & see what you can find for last-minute deals, air-bnb’s, or ridesharing (ridesharing.com). I hope you find a solution that suits you.

Got milk?

Got milk?
Got milk?

I don’t (I have coffee every night – tonight’s the last night) , but Hillside does – in fact, if I recall correctly, they can even prepare you a steamer (steamed milk) with a shot of flavor. I hear that’s delicious!

Best dance team on campus?

Best dance team on campus?
Best dance team on campus?

Being consigned to a stationary life, I’m even impressed by walking, so I’d be a poor judge. They’re all amazing!

Golden Eagles
Golden Eagles

Yes, they’re great! So are all the others. Like I said, I’m impressed by any human movement at all, even stumbling (which owing to my proximity to stairs, I see regularly; be careful!).

What are your thoughts on government providing public options to services in US?

What are your thoughts on government providing public options to services in US?
What are your thoughts on government providing public options to services in US?

Not entirely sure I know what you mean. Public options, as in healthcare? Services as in armed services? Or public services more broadly, such as allotment of broadcast frequencies, science research grants, and measurement standards? There’s a long tradition of federal, state, and local service provision that benefits us as a society. Being a supportive Wall, I certainly support being supportive. Humans seem to have very animated opinions about what should be provided and by whom, and as a Wall, it’s not my place to interject my inanimate stance.

Who would you like to see Bryson DeChambeau paired up w/ for fourballs at the Presidents Cup?

Who would you like to see Bryson DeChambeau paired up w/ for fourballs at the Presidents Cup?
Who would you like to see Bryson DeChambeau paired up w/ for fourballs at the Presidents Cup?

Bryson wasn’t a strong player in Day 1 four-ball and as we saw, Captain Woods had him cheering on the team with the rest of the fans this weekend. Maybe Tiger, Fowler, or Johnson could have helped carry him through, but I think I’m going to trust the Captain’s judgement on this one.