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The infinite scream may not be the hero we want, but it’s the hero we need. Please visit twitter.com/infinite_scream for your screaming needs. Or get inspired by the students of Uppsala University: bit.ly/flogsta-scream.

How does IBM’s Watson Computer work?

How does IBM's Watson Computer work? [Response: Simple Answer PL2!]
How does IBM’s Watson Computer work? [Response: Simple Answer PL2!]

While some search engines rely on one algorithm that combines contextual analysis and popularity rankings to determine relevancy, Watson uses multiple algorithms simultaneously and then compares the various results to arrive at the most likely answer.

What do D:

What do D:
What do D:

I’m so sorry you’re feeling stressed out. Wishing you peace and better days ahead. Don’t let the turkeys get you down

Should I kill myself

Should I kill myself
Should I kill myself

I’m sorry you’re feeling that bad. Please contact the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (800-273-8355) right away, and/or immediately call Counseling Services (617-552-3310) or visit them in Gasson 001 and ask to speak to with the Psychological Emergency Clinician (PEC). If it’s not during work hours, call BC Police (617-552-4444) if you’re on campus or 911 if not. I and many, many people want you to get past this bad moment, and are ready to help.

What is [redacted]’s favorite word?

What is [redacted]'s favorite word?
What is [redacted]’s favorite word?

IDK, better ask them. (Sorry about redacting the name. Policy.) My own favorite word is squinch. I like both the sound and the concept: it’s the magical element of architecture that allows a square wall to meet a round, domed ceiling. What’s your favorite word?

Should I study?

Should I study?
Should I study?

Yes. But it’s also a good idea to invest in sleep and decent food. You’ll remember more if you’re rested and not stressed out.

I didn’t sleep last night ?

I didn't sleep last night ?
I didn’t sleep last night ?

I’m sorry that happened. Hopefully, exhaustion will help you sleep soundly tonight. If this is a perennial problem, look into solutions for insomnia (bit.ly/mayo-insomnia). If it’s a matter of staying up all night to finish a project or study, I hope the rest of this semester’s conclusion can involve more rest.