How do I handle a 17-hour flight after drinking 7 cups of coffee???

How do I handle a 17-hour flight after drinking 7 cups of coffee???
How do I handle a 17-hour flight after drinking 7 cups of coffee???

1. In the airport, buy a decent set of corded earbuds (if you don’t already have some) because you’re going to watch a lot of movies. 2. Wait to board until the last minute, and use the restroom right before you board. 3. On the plane, ask to switch with someone near the restrooms. 4. Tell a flight attendant that you’ve had way too much coffee & you’re not sure what effects that will have on you. 5. Settle in with some really engrossing films until the caffeine wears off. 6. Sleep.

Best dance team on campus?

Best dance team on campus?
Best dance team on campus?

Being consigned to a stationary life, I’m even impressed by walking, so I’d be a poor judge. They’re all amazing!

Golden Eagles
Golden Eagles

Yes, they’re great! So are all the others. Like I said, I’m impressed by any human movement at all, even stumbling (which owing to my proximity to stairs, I see regularly; be careful!).

I just got an amazing job…

I just got an amazing job but my brother who graduated two years ago still hasn't found one and he's super down about it. how can I tell him that I got my job w/out making him sad!
I just got an amazing job but my brother who graduated two years ago still hasn’t found one and he’s super down about it. how can I tell him that I got my job w/out making him sad!

It’s really nice that you are sensitive to your brother’s employment struggles. I suggest that you tone down your excitement (just a little) when you tell him, and follow his lead whether he would like to discuss his own job search or would just like to celebrate yours without drawing comparisons. Don’t worry too much, though — he’s your brother and will be happy for you.

What are your thoughts on government providing public options to services in US?

What are your thoughts on government providing public options to services in US?
What are your thoughts on government providing public options to services in US?

Not entirely sure I know what you mean. Public options, as in healthcare? Services as in armed services? Or public services more broadly, such as allotment of broadcast frequencies, science research grants, and measurement standards? There’s a long tradition of federal, state, and local service provision that benefits us as a society. Being a supportive Wall, I certainly support being supportive. Humans seem to have very animated opinions about what should be provided and by whom, and as a Wall, it’s not my place to interject my inanimate stance.

Who would you like to see Bryson DeChambeau paired up w/ for fourballs at the Presidents Cup?

Who would you like to see Bryson DeChambeau paired up w/ for fourballs at the Presidents Cup?
Who would you like to see Bryson DeChambeau paired up w/ for fourballs at the Presidents Cup?

Bryson wasn’t a strong player in Day 1 four-ball and as we saw, Captain Woods had him cheering on the team with the rest of the fans this weekend. Maybe Tiger, Fowler, or Johnson could have helped carry him through, but I think I’m going to trust the Captain’s judgement on this one.

Death by Statistics

Death by Statistics (Smiley faces)
Death by Statistics (Smiley faces)

I suspect reports of your demise have been exaggerated, but I’m sorry to hear you’re suffering. I have faith that you’ll survive and thrive, even if not as a statistician. For challenging courses in the future, I can vouch for the heroic tutors at the CFLC, who have helped many folks like you survive the worst slings and arrows of academia: bit.ly/BC-connors

Do you think President Trump should be impeached? Removed?

Do you think President Trump should be impeached? Removed?
Do you think President Trump should be impeached? Removed?

I need to keep my personal opinion on that private because it’s my job to be welcoming to all. But I do have some suggested reading for you (ask a library Wall, get a library answer). We have an array of books on the history of impeachment in the US and UK, here’s a sampling: http://bit.ly/bc-impeach1. Chief Justice Rehnquist wrote a book on 19th century impeachments in the early 90’s, before presiding over the trial of President Clinton. http://bit.ly/bc-impeach2. The Congressional Research Service has an article-length non-partisan overview of how impeachment works and what the Constitution says about what’s impeachable and what’s not. http://bit.ly/bc-impeach3. And there’s a really interesting collection of documents on Presidential impeachment in our Hein Online database. http://bit.ly/bc-impeach4