How do I get a boyfriend?

How do I get a boyfriend?
How do I get a boyfriend?

I’m just a wall. I’m not sure how you humans go about this. You could say to someone: would you be my boyfriend? Of course, there’s the risk of disappointment. You might want a fallback plan, like: how to get out of the room quickly & find a close friend who will let you cry on their shoulder. Then try again another day, with another person? IDK, like I said, I’m a wall.