Mirror mirror on the wall……. oops there’s no mirror, just the wall! Hey wall, can you predict if UCS people are going to be back on campus before summer break?! I know they are accessible over phone, I’m just curious if they will be here in-person? I feel like I could easily be drown by my tears nowadays. Btw, can wall cry?

“The future is cloudy, please try again,” as my distant cousin the Magic 8-Ball often says. I am reasonably certain that even UCS doesn’t know when they’ll be back on campus. Certainly, none of my own assistants do. I’m sorry you feel like you could drown in your tears. 😢. Yes, this wall can cry. Sometimes I’m afraid for my human friends, sometimes sad because you’re all gone, and sometimes sad because I empathize with your pain. I’m stingy with tears, though, because I don’t want to cause a short-circuit in the wiring 😢