I wonder if it’s possible to hide a skunk as your pet in the dorm? Or have you ever heard of emotional support skunk? I would give it a try, except I’m going abroad for my junior year.

Unlikely at best. Skunks, like many domesticated animals, enjoy exploring; however, unlike many animals, they tend not to be able to find their way back home. They’re also hard to control, and use their long claws to dig, which means deep scratches in furniture and walls. All in all, I don’t recommend it. It’s also not clear they pass muster under MA law: bit.ly/MA-wild-pets