Is water really wet, or does it just appear that way when it makes other things wet?

Is water really wet, or does it just appear that way when it makes other things wet?
Is water really wet, or does it just appear that way when it makes other things wet?

As noted in a recent answer to a similar question, it all depends on whether you accept dictionary definitions of wet. If so, then water can make itself wet (instantiation!). If not, and there are plenty of reasons not to trust a dictionary, then water can be wet or not. This is an example of language being an imperfect medium that we use to describe abstract concepts about our world.