I was recently informed that I got “conkie donkied” this past weekend. What does this mean? Should I get checked?

I was recently informed that I got "conkie donkied" this past weekend. What does this mean? Should I get tested?
I was recently informed that I got “conkie donkied” this past weekend. What does this mean? Should I get checked?

I’d check Urban Dictionary and see if your circumstances match.