What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African and European Please)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African and European Please)
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African and European Please)

Believe it or not, you’re not the first to ask this question. In September last year, I answered it thus: “The best analysis of this question the Wall is aware of is here: bit.ly/bc-airspeed,” and I continue to stand by that answer.