University Health Services (bit.ly/BostonCollegeHealth) for you, please! IAAWNAD, but you don’t want to ignore potential infections in that region – and why suffer when you don’t have to?
My pee hurts
Do I have to pee?
Yes, you really have to. According to the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases (bit.ly/UNeed2P), acute urinary retention may be life-threatening, and will cause major discomfort. If the question is “Do I have to pee right now?” rather than “do I have to pee… ever?” I’ll leave that up to you!
How do fighter pilots go to the bathroom in flight? Asking for a friend.
They use either “piddle packs” (a bag with a sponge or other dessication device) or an AMXD (Advanced Mission Extended Device). Neither is very pleasant, apparently. See: bit.ly/pilotpiddle. You may also enjoy this twitter feed from a manufacturer: bit.ly/AMXD.