Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?

Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?
Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?

To fart less like a toddler, try to suppress it until you’re not chilling with Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, while sporting Oshkosh B’Gosh threads, slugging down a juice box, and gorging on a GoGo squeeZ. To truly level up your farting adultness, follow each outburst with a remark like “This Trivento 2016 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon is truly top-notch, but it does generate gas…”