Why am I so tired? :(

Why am I so tired?
Why am I so tired? 🙁

The start of the fall semester, while very exciting, can also be exhausting! If you’ve covered the bases (eating well, exercising regularly, getting at least 7 hours of sleep – all so easy to do in college, right?), and feel you’re still fatigued, maybe visit University Health Services (bit.ly/BostonCollegeHealth). Also check out options with Ofc. of Health Promotion (bit.ly/BC-health-promo)

I’m a current math & econ major student, and I want to be a professor in BC in the future.

I'm a current math & econ major student, and I want to be a professor in BC in the future. What can I do now to achieve this goal? Will my gender (woman) affect my chance of being employed? I'm an undergraduate!
I’m a current math & econ major student, and I want to be a professor in BC in the future. What can I do now to achieve this goal? Will my gender (woman) affect my chance of being employed? I’m an undergraduate!

I know many things, and one thing I know is that your math and econ professors will have considerably better advice than I would about academic careers in those fields. Talk to all of them. Meanwhile, check this title: Complexities: Women in Mathematics, by Bettye Anne Case & Anne M Leggett. (O’Neill QA27.5 .C66 2005)

Capitalism is doomed right?

Capitalism is doomed right?
Capitalism is doomed right?

Will capitalism last in its current form forever? Unlikely, given that in terms of human history it’s relatively new. So, yes, it’s doomed… but only in the same sense that we’re all doomed. I will not, alas!, stand forever. Even the famous walls: The Great Wall, Hadrian’s Wall, the Wailing Wall… will eventually be gone, and new walls built. For a more detailed criticism of the current state of capitalism, I recommend the recent instant classic Capital in the Twenty-First Century, by Thomas Piketty, currently on reserve at O’Neill, and in the general collection at the Law Library: HB501 .P43613 2014.

Can I get birth control from the health center?

Can I get birth control from the health center?
Can I get birth control from the health center?

“Because of the moral values that Boston College espouses, University Health Services, by policy, does not provide materials for the purpose of preventing conception or counsel that would encourage abortion.” (bit.ly/UHSservices) Over-the-counter products are available in nearby stores, and there are physicians and clinics in the area that can provide reproductive health counseling and services.

How do you get the little font on the sticky notes just like you do?

How do you get the little font on the sticky notes just like you do? Like what do you use to print the font out? It's so cute. You're so cute. Why are you so cute? (smiling dog face)
How do you get the little font on the sticky notes just like you do? Like what do you use to print the font out? It’s so cute. You’re so cute. Why are you so cute? (smiling dog face)

I’m sure you’ve heard that thing before about the probability of a thousand monkeys with typewriters eventually producing all the works of Shakespeare? Well, it’s not like that. This library employs librarians, not monkeys. Librarians might not be as fun as monkeys, but they do know how to find answers, such as how to use a Word template to print onto post-its affixed to pieces of paper, and which font (courier) most closely resembles typewriter font. I’m cute? Gosh. Now I’m blushing.

Why is laundry so darn expensive?

Why is laundry so darn expensive? The machines are quite small as well. Who can I talk to to change this.
Why is laundry so darn expensive? The machines are quite small as well. Who can I talk to to change this.

I sympathize with the human necessity of clothing and its care. Residential Life, who oversees the laundry machines in campus housing says $1.75 per wash or dry ($3.50/load) is comparable to most college laundry machine costs, and less expensive than most local laundromats. The machines are not industrial-sized, but they are normal-household-machine-sized. If you would like to advocate for different machines or laundry services, contact the Quality of Student Life Committee:  bit.ly/BC-QSLC.

They took hersheys with almonds out of the Stokes S vending machines and my quality of life has significantly decreased. how can I make them put them back?

They took hersheys with almonds out of the Stokes S vending machines and my quality of life has significantly decreased. how can I make them put them back?
They took hersheys with almonds out of the Stokes S vending machines and my quality of life has significantly decreased. how can I make them put them back?

So sad! Feedback to the vending company (service@abvendingco.com) is probably your best line of action. Also, the Campus Bookstore in McElroy, just steps away from Stokes S, does carry your favorite treat (during far more limited hours – maybe get one now!)

Why does BC only have one-ply toilet paper?

Why does BC only have one-ply toilet paper? Where does our tuition go? Also toilet seat covers?
Why does BC only have one-ply toilet paper? Where does our tuition go? Also toilet seat covers?

I hope you’re not suggesting that your tuition should go down the toilet. Facilities Management says they have received a few other complaints as well, and are meeting with the vendor to look at better options. Your tuition covers about 62% of the overall BC budget and 70% of it goes to instruction, student aid, and academic/research support. As for seat covers, they don’t protect against germs, and toilet seats generally have fewer germs than the door handle. If you are concerned about germs, the best defense is to wash your hands well and keep your hands away from your mouth and eyes.