Why don’t we have snow days? That was dangerous on Tuesday. Newton Bus is a risk as is.

Why don't we have snow days? That was dangerous on Tuesday. Newton Bus is a risk as is.
Why don’t we have snow days? That was dangerous on Tuesday. Newton Bus is a risk as is.

Well, they did cancel classes after 4:30 … Snow days are rare at Boston College, as administration considers this a residential campus. They do seem to have been more open to following city/state recommendations in the past few years though and have cancelled classes accordingly. Just wait for the next big one!

The cutie on the tech desk. See you on the 14th :)

the cutie on the tech desk. see you on the 14th :)
the cutie on the tech desk. see you on the 14th 🙂

Hi, sorry about the delay, but your post-it got lost among the bonanza of this week’s questions. I hope everything worked out on Valentine’s Day, and everyone lived happily ever after. (Note: I’ve had my assistants remove some potentially identifying information from this question.)

What shot was more impressive?

What shot was more impressive? -Tiger Woods' shot on the 18th hole during the 4th rd of the 200 Canadian Open OR Phil Mickelson's famous shot on the #13 during the 4 of the 2010 masters
What shot was more impressive? -Tiger Woods’ shot on the 18th hole during the 4th rd of the 200 Canadian Open OR Phil Mickelson’s famous shot on the #13 during rd. 4 of the 2010 masters

My minion who has hit off of pine straw says it’s no contest. Also, Mickelson ended up on the green.

How can I go into research in neuroscience?

How can I go into research in neuroscience? (I'm a freshman and I'm considering declaring this major. Don't know if I'm the right material for science tho)
How can I go into research in neuroscience? (I’m a freshman and I’m considering declaring this major. Don’t know if I’m the right material for science tho)

You can find the major requirements on this page: bit.ly/bc-neuroscience. It looks challenging: a mix of psychology, biology, statistics, computer science, and a research practicum, but I’m sure you’re up to the challenge. If your question is more about interest, perhaps pick up a book such as Adolphs & Anderson, The neuroscience of emotion: a new synthesis (ebook: bit.ly/neuroscience-emotion). If you can’t put it down, you’ve picked the right major.

How do you not fail probability??

How do you not fail probability??
How do you not fail probability??

Humans absorb and make sense of different kinds of information at different speeds, so you might try spending way more time than you think you should need studying and see how that works–one of my assistants says that worked for him in a similar spot. You can and should also talk to my friends at the Connors Family Learning Center, who can help you get set up with a tutor. They’re one floor down from me, or you can check them out online: bit.ly/BC-connors

What’s the best burger you’ve ever had?

What's the best burger you've ever had?
What’s the best burger you’ve ever had?

As a wall, I’ve never eaten anything, much less a burger. But my helpers inform me that taste is very context-dependent. One helper had been camping and hiking for 2 months straight eating only pre-packaged food before winding up at a burger joint in Washington DC. He remembers that burger was the best thing he’d ever tasted. But when he went back there a couple years later, it was very mediocre. There is no best burger – smash burgers, fancy burgers, fast food, greasy diners – all of these burgers have their place. If you’re really itching to hunt for the best one in Boston, check out this list from Eater: bit.ly/bostonBurgers

I’m dumb horny; help!

I'm dumb horny; help!
I’m dumb horny; help!

Looks like you’ve got a few post-it writers on the same page today. The challenge will be finding them! I’m sorry to say this isn’t really set up to be a dating site, in spite of the number of questions posted here regarding relationships.

How can I get laid on Valentine’s Day?

How can I get laid on Valentine's Day?
How can I get laid on Valentine’s Day?

I can think of many options, but most of them involve sacrificing your dignity or lying, so that’s the challenge, isn’t it: how to get this to happen discreetly & honestly. I hear chocolates & flowers sometimes help. Something to keep in mind, too, is that it’s not like the day is magical or anything, and was originally about an entirely different kind of love. IOW, no shame in experiencing other kinds of love on Valentine’s Day.

with consent
with consent

Yes, that is certainly a key element in the process.

Beto 2020?

Beto 2020?
Beto 2020?

At this point, even an all-knowing wall does not know. So many candidates out there right now and it’s still so early – this may very well become the wildest primary season ever!