Would you rather eat 2 airpod pros or one normal (first gen) airpod?

Would you rather eat 2 airpod pros or one normal (first gen) airpod?
Would you rather eat 2 airpod pros or one normal (first gen) airpod?

I mean, that sounds like a terrible idea and I don’t really eat, but OK. I think I’d go with the one first gen AirPod. Less mass is probably good here. Also not really sure how the noise canceling works, worried there might be resonance issues.