I don’t know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I’m actually quite safe. And you know, using the potty is a great time to socialize! You simply look over to the stall next to you, and you say, have a right chat with your neighbor. ‘Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.’ Then you simply squat, like so, and I do my business… in my diaper as usual… and then I undo the side latches, and let the diaper simply fall into the potty. Yes, father will hear of this.
I’m glad to hear you have mastered that basic function, and I hope your parents are proud.
IDK whoever post this, plz don’t use pink for weird questions (well, not trying to judge). But wall, can you change that post to a different color? Pink is supposed to be used for mythical questions…. at least in my world. Hmm… I’m going to be an octopus today so I can spread all other posts BLACK! Since we’ve been hug-deprived with all the physical distancing thing, I’m going to hibernate…
I’m sorry to say that although you’re free to pick a color, you’re not free to prevent others from picking it. Please enjoy your octopus life. I admire the octopus skill of changing skin colors and patterns to match surroundings.
I didn’t choose the color. It was automatically chosen by something/somebody. Also, why do you think this is weird? It comes from the University of Michigan. No one there would find it weird.
Fair! Notwithstanding whether U. Michigan is weird, this excerpt from A Very Potter Sequel, was… unusual… shorn of context. Now that I know it’s quoted speech from a parody version of Draco Malfoy speaking to Goyle, I get the humor. There’s a lesson in here somewhere about how humor works when the audience knows the allusion.