People always make fun of my last name…

People always make fun of my last name b/c it sounds like "Penguin." How do I cope?
People always make fun of my last name b/c it sounds like “Penguin.” How do I cope?

I’m sorry people are doing that. Perhaps let them know that they aren’t the first to notice. Or say, “It’s my cross to bear; I didn’t choose it.” It isn’t remotely meaningful that your surname happens to rhyme with a word in English. Maybe you could even learn all about penguins, and use the tired joke as a cue to inundate someone with penguin facts?