How to Steal Declaration of Independence?

How do I steal the Declaration of Independence?
How do I steal the Declaration of Independence?

While the Answer Wall may know many things, this is not something the Answer Wall knows how to do. To further your quest, I would recommend contacting Nicholas Cage for advice. Before doing this however, I would warn you that stealing a historical document of this magnitude is a serious crime and can result in heavy fines and/or imprisonment.