Maybe Monty Python can help you decide: bit.ly/philosopher-song. Or if you mean it more seriously, I highly recommend browsing The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy table of contents: plato.stanford.edu to see just how many aren’t from Europe. I’m partial to Plato: “…like someone who takes refuge under a little wall from a storm of dust or hail driven by the wind, the philosopher—seeing others filled with lawlessness—is satisfied if he can somehow lead his present life free from injustice and impious acts and depart from it with good hope, blameless and content.”