Why do potato make french fries and how? and are aliens really?

Why do potato make french fries and how? and are aliens really?
Why do potato make french fries and how? and are aliens really?

Most potatoes I know would not want to make french fries out of their friends and family. They would rather chill out with them underground. People make french fries by slicing and deep frying them (although I hear oven fries are also pretty good, too.) Are aliens really french fries? That is a theory I had not heard before 🥔👽😮