Any leads on the Post-It dispenser thief?

Any leads on the Post-It dispenser thief? --I stole it, you'll never catch me
Any leads on the Post-It dispenser thief?
–I stole it, you’ll never catch me

Ah, it appears the person who ‘borrowed’ the dispenser is speaking up. I have faith that this person will return the dispenser as it is the right thing to do. If not, then this person should know that karma will get you at some point!