Hi, I’m the Answer Wall! I’ve been perched in the O’Neill Library lobby at Boston College since February 2017, except for a year in 2020 when I went fully online. Ask me a question by posting a post-it on me in O’Neill Library. I’ll answer within a day on weekdays. I snooze on the weekends, because answering questions is hard work!
Is life REALLY GOOD?
How many pennies can I fit in my penny loafers before I have to size up?
Riddle me this. Q: What has 2 hands but can not clap? A: me.
What is an inversion fair value gap? (ICT)
Why does my stomach always hurt when I’m eating my Pumpkin Spice Gnocchi from my BELOVED Trader Joe’s??? WHY JOE? WHY!?
Who do you think makes the most poetic music?

If you mean songs with lyrics that hold up on the page without the melodies, possibly Patti Smith, Bob Dylan (can’t argue with a Nobel for literature!), or Lou Reed, or just about any rap or hip hop artist for sheer virtuosity (Check out Doechii!) If you mean an imaginative or sensitively emotional style of expression that blends with the music, a lot of people are saying Taylor Swift. I’d go with a much older classic: Robert Burns.
What did the butler do?

Anything from manage the life of a fictional wealthy layabout (Jeeves, for Bertram Wooster in many P.G. Wodehouse novels) to manage the staff of a fictional great house (Mr. Carson in the British tv serial Downton Abbey). Household staff were so frequently the culprit of murder in mystery fiction that people were warned away from the cliche as early as the 1920s. (bit.ly/butler-did-it)
Should I drop out of pre-med? What are other job options besides a dr. for a neuro major?

Dropping out of a program is always a big decision. But you’re already doing one of the best things when deciding something: looking into options and spending time with the decision. Some other job possibilities for neuro majors include teaching, nurse practioners, and researchers. You might also talk to someone in the program or one of your professors to learn more about options.
How much helium do I have to microdose into my friend’s food before he starts floating?

PLEASE don’t try this. Not really sure how you’re envisioning this working, as helium is only solid at a temperature around absolute zero. But in gaseous form, the answer is an amount of helium that would cause death by hypoxia a long time before any floating happened. Estimates of number of balloons required to lift 100 pounds: https://www.uu.edu/dept/physics/scienceguys/2000July.cfm.
Study spot on the weekend before 9am?
What’s the best metal gear solid game?

So many of them are good, it’s a tough call. Here’s one ranking that you might productively disagree with: bit.ly/metal-gear-ranked.
Is it easy to become a sincere
What do I do about a sexist professor?

I’m so sorry to hear about this. If the professor is being sexist to you personally, I recommend reporting them to BC Human Resources through this form: bit.ly/bias-reporting. If the professor has not been sexist to you, but you’ve witnessed them use sexist language and behavior in a class or setting where students are present, I suggest reporting them to the Dean of their School or to the University Harassment Counselor (Harassmentcounselor@bc.edu).
Why do I keep getting ghosted by men?
I need to go to the b-room
Is Emperor Constantine the Great a saint in the Roman Catholic Church?

He is not. Even one of my go-to sources The New Catholic Encyclopedia acknowledges that his level of commitment to Christianity is debatable. And a professor of one of my helpers once commented about him that kings and emperors don’t tend to get the name “Great” because they are humanitarians.
Can you give me some long distance date ideas? NOT BASIC!

1. You each find a location with interesting things to look at without telling the other what it is, and video call, simultaneously giving each other tours. 2. If you’re up for travel, agree on a specific random destination and time, and meet each other there as if you’re spies for warring countries destined to fall in love; you must stay undercover and not be discovered by your spy masters. Disguises optional. 3. A recurring book date: on alternate nights, read each other chapters from a book as bedtime stories. 19th C. novels work well because the chapters are short. I recommend anything by Dumas, esp. the D’artagnan Romances.
where can I find an image of Salvelinus perisii? all fishbase has is an undetailed drawing. There has to be a photo somewhere, right?

Try searching Google Image for the common names torgoch charr, Welsh Charr, or North Wales arctic charr. But I see what you mean! Most images are of the Arctic Charr, not specifically perisii. Maybe you need to get a grant to journey to North Wales with a waterproof camera.
This is a fiction, RUN !!!
Will I be happier in the future?

Life has a lot of ups and downs, regardless of age. It sounds like your feeling down about the future, which can be really draining. I recommend seeking some extra support to navigate these existential feelings. BC Counseling Services (https://bit.ly/BCUCSOptions) is a great resource. I highly recommend checking them out.