{"id":7372,"date":"2019-03-28T09:27:36","date_gmt":"2019-03-28T13:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/?p=7372"},"modified":"2019-03-28T16:28:08","modified_gmt":"2019-03-28T20:28:08","slug":"recently-i-was-told-i-fart-like-a-toddler-how-do-i-stop-this-from-becoming-a-recurring-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/2019\/03\/28\/recently-i-was-told-i-fart-like-a-toddler-how-do-i-stop-this-from-becoming-a-recurring-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"289\" src=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/AW032719-4.jpg\" alt=\"Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?\" class=\"wp-image-7360\"\/><figcaption>Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>To fart less like a toddler, try to suppress it  until you&#8217;re not chilling with  Daniel Tiger&#8217;s Neighborhood, while sporting  Oshkosh B&#8217;Gosh threads, slugging down a juice box, and gorging on a GoGo squeeZ. To truly level up your farting adultness, follow each outburst with a remark like &#8220;This Trivento 2016 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon is truly top-notch, but it does generate gas&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To fart less like a toddler, try to suppress it until you&#8217;re not chilling with Daniel Tiger&#8217;s Neighborhood, while sporting Oshkosh B&#8217;Gosh threads, slugging down a juice box, and gorging on a GoGo squeeZ. To truly level up your farting adultness, follow each outburst with a remark like &#8220;This Trivento 2016 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/2019\/03\/28\/recently-i-was-told-i-fart-like-a-toddler-how-do-i-stop-this-from-becoming-a-recurring-thing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Recently, I was told I fart like a toddler. How do I stop this from becoming a recurring thing?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,1],"tags":[534,533],"class_list":["post-7372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-wellness","category-uncategorized","tag-farting","tag-farts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7372"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7402,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7372\/revisions\/7402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}