{"id":5013,"date":"2018-11-28T16:32:23","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T21:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/?p=5013"},"modified":"2018-11-29T17:01:26","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T22:01:26","slug":"how-do-i-get-hit-by-the-newton-bus-so-i-can-avoid-finals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/2018\/11\/28\/how-do-i-get-hit-by-the-newton-bus-so-i-can-avoid-finals\/","title":{"rendered":"How do I get hit by the newton bus so I can avoid finals?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4985\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4985\" style=\"width: 269px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/112818-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4985\" src=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/112818-10-269x300.jpg\" alt=\"How do I get hit by the newton bus so I can miss finals?\" width=\"269\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/112818-10-269x300.jpg 269w, https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/112818-10.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4985\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">How do I get hit by the newton bus so I can avoid finals?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I once knew an old but energetic man named Mr. Mehta; he was always busy, always in a hurry. I didn&#8217;t see him for a few months, and then one day he appeared in crutches &amp; bandages. I asked him what happened. &#8220;I went under the bus!&#8221; he exclaimed cheerfully. But how could he be so happy, since his injuries slowed him down so much. &#8220;I am able to retire! And I am alive to be with my grandchildren!&#8221; He died a year later, possibly as a result of the injuries. I&#8217;ll bet you&#8217;re much better at taking exams than getting just the right amount of injured by buses. Good luck on your finals, and stay away from those buses!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once knew an old but energetic man named Mr. Mehta; he was always busy, always in a hurry. I didn&#8217;t see him for a few months, and then one day he appeared in crutches &amp; bandages. I asked him what happened. &#8220;I went under the bus!&#8221; he exclaimed cheerfully. But how could he be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/2018\/11\/28\/how-do-i-get-hit-by-the-newton-bus-so-i-can-avoid-finals\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How do I get hit by the newton bus so I can avoid finals?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academics","category-health-wellness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5013"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5037,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5013\/revisions\/5037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}