{"id":23362,"date":"2023-09-04T20:39:12","date_gmt":"2023-09-05T00:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/?p=23362"},"modified":"2023-09-06T08:10:12","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T12:10:12","slug":"best-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/2023\/09\/04\/best-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/AW09042023-7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/AW09042023-7-998x1024.jpg\" alt=\"What's your best joke? (Drawing of Smiling Face)\" class=\"wp-image-23342\" style=\"object-fit:cover;width:300px;height:300px\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">What&#8217;s your best joke? (Drawing of Smiling Face)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I thought I\u2019d ask all my helpers for their best joke. Here is what they said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;What did the ocean say to the beach?&#8221; &#8220;Nothing, it just waved.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Courtesy of Alexa (not necessarily the best source!), when I asked &#8216;her&#8217; for one last night: Why did the swimmer throw his gear in the water? Because his accountant told him to pool his resources.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Have someone follow me around in a mascot costume that looks like me.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ride a horse up a mountain at dawn while swinging an axe over my head.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A zero walked up to an eight and said, \u201cHey! Nice belt!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I\u2019d ask all my helpers for their best joke. Here is what they said:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23362"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23418,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23362\/revisions\/23418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}