{"id":15198,"date":"2021-02-22T21:08:53","date_gmt":"2021-02-23T02:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/?p=15198"},"modified":"2021-02-25T21:03:03","modified_gmt":"2021-02-26T02:03:03","slug":"you-know-answer-wall-using-the-potty-is-not-so-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.bc.edu\/answerwall\/2021\/02\/22\/you-know-answer-wall-using-the-potty-is-not-so-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"You know, Answer Wall, using the potty is not so bad."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I don’t know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I’m actually quite safe. And you know, using the potty is a great time to socialize! You simply look over to the stall next to you, and you say, have a right chat with your neighbor. ‘Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.’ Then you simply squat, like so, and I do my business… in my diaper as usual… and then I undo the side latches, and let the diaper simply fall into the potty. Yes, father will hear of this.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I’m glad to hear you have mastered that basic function, and I hope your parents are proud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

IDK whoever post this, plz don’t use pink for weird questions (well, not trying to judge). But wall, can you change that post to a different color? Pink is supposed to be used for mythical questions\u2026. at least in my world. Hmm\u2026 I’m going to be an octopus today so I can spread all other posts BLACK! Since we’ve been hug-deprived with all the physical distancing thing, I’m going to hibernate\u2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I’m sorry to say that although you’re free to pick a color, you’re not free to prevent others from picking it. Please enjoy your octopus life. I admire the octopus skill of changing skin colors and patterns to match surroundings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I didn’t choose the color. It was automatically chosen by something\/somebody. Also, why do you think this is weird? It comes from the University of Michigan. No one there would find it weird.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Fair! Notwithstanding whether U. Michigan is weird, this excerpt from A Very Potter Sequel, was… unusual… shorn of context. Now that I know it’s quoted speech from a parody version of Draco Malfoy speaking to Goyle, I get the humor. There’s a lesson in here somewhere about how humor works when the audience knows the allusion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I’m actually quite safe. … <\/p>\n

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